That's like dangling a steak in front of a tiger and not letting him eat it. I was mortified. He tried to mess around with me some more, but him being married seemed like the icing on the this is messed up cake. Again, guys at my school saw me as the quiet nerd, so if you don't think your quiet, studious daughter could fall prey to something like this, think again. He made me feel so special. I believed him and waited on him.

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This article was first published in Hey, I'm not going to womansplain feminism to the readers of Esquire! That's not happening on my watch! You're sophisticated, 21st century men with a copy of the El Bulli cookbook, a timeless pair of investment brogues and a couple of Joni Mitchell albums — for when you want to sit in your leather armchair, and have a little, noble, necessary man-cry. You've got sisters, mothers, lovers — female friends and colleagues — and you've never once gone up to any of them shouting, "Blimey! You don't get many of those to the pahnd! You're down with the sisterhood. You've got eyes. You know what's going on out there. You've noted that while society's happy for a famous man to age, and become distinguished, and generally wander around looking like a fucking wizard, the women generally still seem to be 20 years younger, and standing there on the cover of magazines, all like, "Oh!
A year-old man was arrested at a mall in North Carolina on Saturday for allegedly punching an year-old girl in the face and assaulting two other teens during an altercation. David Steven Bell of Black Mountain, North Carolina, has been charged with assault on a child under the age of 12 and two counts of assault on a female, according to a police incident report. While the Asheville Police Department is still investigating what preceded the incident, a disturbing cellphone video is circulating from a witness who captured the altercation at the Asheville Mall over the weekend. The video shows a small crowd of young people and onlookers circled around Bell as he and the crowd engage in an indecipherable argument. Fuck this dude. An off-duty police officer arrested Bell at the scene Saturday. All three victims refused to be taken to the hospital for treatment.